BBC Cont'd

So Julie and Wayne (BBC) finally had sex. He came over on Friday night and before they did anything, there was something he needed to tell her.

Wayne: "Before this goes any further, I need to talk to you about something."
Julie:  in her mind: "WTF he's probably going to tell me he can't see me any more or there is some hooker on the side like with Tiger."
Julie : "Ok, what is it?" Trying to sound sweet/concerned
Wayne: "I am married."
Julie  in her mind: "WTF Ima kill dis b*tch how dare he be married? where my shot gun?!"
Wayne: "We are separated, but we live in the same house. We have two kids."
Julie  in her mind: "Dis n*gga think I stoopid?"
Julie : ....

This whole time he is wearing some stylish Affliction jeans with studs on the butt pockets. He was sitting in Julie's Wal Mart dining room chair, and scratched those b*tches up. She wants reimbursement.

He continued to tell her how he has been "trying to get out of the marriage" but "can't because they live together." Did anyone else know in order to get a divorce in Maryland (they live in Maryland), you have to be separated and not living with your spouse for a year? I didn't know that... Hopefully I'll never have to utilize this knowledge by a. not getting a divorce and b. not living in Maryland.

He finishes his sob story, and she thinks, (this quote is straight from Julie's mind)  "Well he was honest with me so I guess we can do it". So they did it. Twice. Second time longer than the first. It was okay. Nothing freaky deaky except for some ass smacks, which I guess is pretty kinky.

Leading up to this Friday, was a week of thrills and chills for the couple. On Tuesday, Wayne texted Julie  to meet at the elevator. So she gets there and they take it down the two stories of the building. She said it isn't a very common elevator, so they could get away with stuff. They made out for like 10 seconds in the elevator. There are security cameras everywhere, but the two don't think there are any in the elevator though, which is good, BUT her mom is very skeptical of the BBC after #1 and #2 douchebag.

Throughout the rest of the week she drops by his cube to visit him. A few times he pulls her in kisses her aggressively. One time he pushed her in the other chair and straddled her to make out with him. ANOTHER time he came up to her cube, rubbed her leg and told her how soft she felt. She told him she hadn't shaved. "I don't care," he replied. Ah, another fetish.

Now, remember that thing mothers tell daughters about not putting out? You know that whole deal of not giving the guy what he wants because he'll then leave you in the dust by never contacting you again? Well, Julie got this advice from her manicurist, Tammy.

Tammy is a small Vietnamese (at least I think she is Vietnamese?) woman who weighs no more than a life size American doll, and wears platforms sandals and likes to run around her nail salon to get place. If she needs to get a different polish, she runs to the front of the store where all the colors are. If she needs to answer the phone, she hauls ass to the cell phone right next to her. Her store is about the size of a small Popeye's, so there isn't much running room. But she likes to run, so who is to stop her?

Tammy tells Julie  "How you boy do?"  And Julie tells her about Wayne, and she proceeds to advise her to not give him what he wants "You wait! You keep him coming!!!" We went to get our nails done on Monday. That Friday, Julie gave in.

So Saturday goes by and he doesn't text or call. She is a little unnerved. We drunk dialed him on Saturday with my phone, but it went straight to voicemail, THANK GOD. He was probably with his children all night. They planned to go out to a movie at 12:30 on Sunday. That came and went. She was pissed.

She thought that MAYBE Tammy was right. Just maybe....

He then called and told her "his mother was coming into town on Sunday". Really? I don't think anyone comes into town on a Sunday.... Maybe a Friday? To stay the weekend? Sketch.

That Monday he comes into work late, and he looks disheveled and tired. "I didn't sleep well" he claimed. THE CHILDREN. She left around 4:30 because she was done with her work, and he texted her freaking out "YOU LEFT?!" "Um, yes," she replied. He called her, but then he told her he had to call her back. He never called back. That night she texted him "Thanks for calling back." "Let me call you after 24"... He chose Jack Bauer over Julie.

On Tuesday, same story. Tired, disheveled. He isn't at his office all day. That night she waits for him to call. At 11:30pm he rings her up. I told her he had to take care of the kids all night, but if that really was true he is a bad parent for putting his kids to bed so late. Maybe it was his mother he had to entertain? We don't know, but we sense some secrecy.

That next day (today actually, Wednesday 3/24), she gets to work. When she gets to her floor she sees him step out of the elevator with ANOTHER GIRL. CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER! How DARE he ride the elevator with another female? It's a two story building, ummm HELLO? Do you NEED to take the elevator?? No. She was hoping he would text her to meet him at the elevators so she could say

Julie: "You already got some today"
Wayne: "From whom?!"
Julie: "From whoever that bitch was with you earlier"

I told her not to do this, as it appeared obsessive.

To end on a gay note, she told him she was thinking of getting a facial, and he replied "We should get facials together"

Gay. Freaky. Sketchy. Father. Seems like another bad choice of BBC for Julie.

TO BE CONTINUED